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Here's some of the weirdest music news the Internet had to offer this week:

The world's biggest Judas Priest fan must have the world's biggest headache after listening to Nostradamus for 391 straight days. [The Plain Dealer]

Cover your ears: it's a screamo version of Postal Service's "Such Great Heights"! [YouTube]

To bleed or not to bleed -- for the Metal Shakespeare Company, that is the question. [YouTube]

Three 6 Mafia: the next Food Network stars? [AllHipHop]

Mel Gibson directs a music video for his pregnant Russian girlfriend. Surprise, surprise -- it's awful. [L.A. Times]

Justin Timberlake's really on a golf kick lately, isn't he? [NME]

The "other woman" in Ozzy Osbourne's life has been killed by a wild coyote. [Zimbio]