Miley Cyrus has released the video for her polarizing (?) new pop breakthrough, “We Can’t Stop” — you know, the song that’s totally not about molly. We already know all about the track’s ridiculous #YOLO leanings and Cartman-esque bully-stance, but the video takes her version of (signifying that she’s) getting “turnt up” to new levels of branded wilding. Perhaps it’s best to experience the thing in the stream-of-consciousness manner in which the clip was assembled. We see: Beats by Dre product, sparkly gold nails, Miley fitting herself with a grill, a french-fry skull, Miley writhing in tight white on a bed, a dude with two tongues, cosmetic products, crotch rockets, many mutual spankings, a chanting 3-D computer head (look out #Seapunks!), Miley getting spicy with her ladyfriends, thumb-sucking, twerking, pools, and more (lots more) Miley-on-molly writhing. Oh, and someone kinda Miguel’s her at one point.
Whatever.
