INTERVIEWSMadonna's Diaries, Henry Rollins & Danzig's Gay Love

Singer/songwriter Juliana Hatfield will write and record a song about your life for $1,000. If you're Evan Dando, the price is double. [Juliana Hatfield]

A new comic book portrays punk rockers Henry Rollins and Glenn Danzig as lovers. Its name: Prepare To Get Your Ass Kicked. [Microcosm Publishing]

Rapper Gucci Mane has started a new record label from prison. "It beats lifting weights or converting to Islam," he said. [All Hip-Hop]

In the Philippines, singing Frank Sinatra's "My Way" at a karaoke bar can get you killed. "Lady is a Tramp"? Fuh-get about it! [New York Times]

Madonna forces eBay to withdraw her purloined diaries from auction. She was worried that the world would learn every intimate detail about her personal life. Oh, wait.... [Gawker]

Lady Gaga says that if she fell in love, she'd lose her ability to write songs. "Which is why I wear such ugly outfits," she explained. [Digital Spy]