Here's some of the strangest music news the Internet had to offer this week:

Hard-partying rocker Andrew W.K. has a new show on Cartoon Network -- and it involves kids... with bomb detonators, naturally! [YouTube]

These parents are trying to dupe their blind son into thinking that a 67-year-old Jewish man is Lil Wayne. That's cruel, Mom and Dad. [Flavor Wire]

Mel Gibson's much-younger Russian girlfriend has released the first single off her upcoming album, Beautiful Heartbreak. Shockingly, it's not that bad. [People]

Michael Jackson has hired the Incredible Hulk to help him buff up before his 50-show stint in London. Only problem: He won't lift weights. Jazzercise, anyone? [The Sun]

Weird Al took on eBay and now he's taking on Craigslist... Jim Morrison-style. No, he's not selling a futon. [CNET]

Wanna wear Mos Def's new album? Yeah, that's right: wear. [The Guardian]