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Kiss’ Cupcakes, Mandy Moore’s Douche

Plus: Kylie Minogue's career as a wedding singer, metal's new funeral director, and more of the week's strangest headlines.

By: Ray Padgett // August 27, 2009

Here’s some of the strangest music news to hit the Internet this week:

Mandy Moore: The new spokesperson for Red Bull Energy Douche. “It gives your vagina wings!”[Funny or Die]

Kiss is ringing in their 35th anniversary with a tour — and this baker celebrates with cupcakes! [Flickr]

Ever wanted to hook up with a World of Warcraft character? The faux girl-group behind this hilarious video sympathizes. [YouTube]

Alice Cooper is playing the role of a vampire in new film Suck. So, does art imitate life or vice versa? [Fliqz]

Hire Kylie Minogue as your wedding singer for about $3.2 million … or you could get Duran Duran for the bargain rate of $800,000. [The Independent]

The best way to reach God status in the metal community: quit your band to pursue a career as a funeral director! [Gigwise]

Katy Perry, Leighton Meester, Taylor Swift, and Cobra Starship unite for a West Side Story parody, yet somehow Russell Brand out sings them all. [YouTube]

Rush Limbaugh responds to a Jay-Z diss by talking about the rapper’s penis. Classy. [Idolator]