Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today for conflicting reports on Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's nuptials. Kimye are married, according to Gawker, which bases its report on something an unnamed source told supermarket gossip magazine Life & Style Weekly. According to People, though, another unnamed source — this one described as "close to the family" — insists the two aren't married yet.
If the sad zipliner behind SPIN's 2013 Album of the Year did tie the knot with his fiancée, it supposedly happened in a secret Los Angeles ceremony this past weekend, with a full reality-TV wedding still scheduled for later this month in France. Mawwiage is what bwings us together.