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Heavy Mental: The Story of Anvil

Goulash. Dildos. Hurt feelings. Anvil's journey to metal immortality ended before it began. But thanks to a totally not-made-up movie, these old-school Canadian headbangers may just get there yet.
Photo by Phil Regandanz
Photo by Phil Regandanz

Something was wrong. On the second night in Prague shooting the documentary Anvil! The Story of Anvil, cinematographer Chris Soos approached director Sacha Gervasi looking deadly serious.

The subjects of the film, the semi-legendary Canadian heavy-metal band Anvil, had just gotten lost driving the rinky-dink RV they'd rented for the Czech leg of their 2005 European tour. Unable to read the road signs, they showed up two hours late to a gig, which led to a shoving match with the owner of the club, who tried to pay the band in bowls of goulash. Then a lawyer emerged from the crowd and handed his card to Anvil's lead singer, Lips, and drummer, Robbo, declaring, "Anvil should be playing before a thousand people, minimum, given your reputation. And you are not. And you can ask yourself, 'Why are we not doing that?' "

"I've been asking myself that for 20 years," Lips said.

"I could answer that in one word," Robbo added. "Two words...three words: We haven't got good management."

It had been a sad, hilarious day. And then Soos pulled Gervasi aside for a heart-to-heart.

"He had the look of a man who was dying of cancer," Gervasi recalls. "He said, 'My crew doesn't have to know, but tell me: Are they actors?' That's all he wanted to know. My own cameraman couldn't believe it was completely real."

The 42-year-old London-born Gervasi is a good storyteller, a screenwriter (The Big Tease, The Terminal) who has plied his trade in Hollywood for more than a decade. He recounts the tale over lunch in the Brooklyn Marriott, after which the members of Anvil -- Steve "Lips" Kudlow, 52, Robb "Robbo" Reiner, 50, and bassist Glenn "Glenn Five" Gyorffy, 38 -- will head to the Brooklyn Academy of Music for a screening of the documentary. When the movie ends, they'll play in the theater's café.

"Everything in that movie is 100 percent natural and real," Robbo says. "We could have cameras going right here, filming what's happening now. That's all that that was."

And then, as if on cue, Lips interjects with some commentary that could be culled from the stoner-wisdom dialogue in the film. "I am not an actor," he says. "When I walk out of the movie, I'm still me." He stares down at the dish of coleslaw before him, trying to get a grip on his train of thought. (Indeed, several people present have just gone downstairs to smoke pot.)

Lips regains his footing: "So when I find myself speaking and I hear my voice and act like I do in the movie, it's very odd." He pauses for a few beats. "It's really weird, man. Very odd."

"You're freaking yourself out," says Gervasi, trying to bring Lips back to earth.

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swagger

I saw the movie in Brooklyn at the BAM and there were moments where I laughed and moments where I tried to not cry. I was 17 when I saw "LIPS". Then I was 19 when I thought “Anvil” would make it. They were opening for Iron Maiden (1982). I was 45 when I saw the movie and it's the best thing about Anvil: they're so unusual, honest and authentic. I watched them play at the Café after the Première and they were energized as much as they were when I was 17. There are excellent musicians, first. When we get to know them better in the movie, we just want to know more about them. There isn’t a band like Anvil. No guys like them…

5andman

I'm definitely going to see the doc. next time it shows -- it's supposed to go wide release in North America in the new year. I hope everybody supports it.

Equally, the "acts" that have given positive testimonial, I hope they give Anvil a shot as an opening act.

I'm definitely going to go to the bank and grab a money order for a copy of their latest CD.

I hope everybody does the same!

Devon_Sartori

This is a band who never did it for the money. They got continuously shafted worse than Black Sabbath did and that is really saying something.

The only hard rock/metal act that never got shafted comparably was Led Zeppelin and I pity the fool who ever tried to stiff them.

Artists get taken advantage of all the time unfortunately.

Devon Sartori, Toronto