Gwar's Midget Porn, Bret Michaels' Hair Piece

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Gwar's Oderus Urungus and Bret Michaels
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Ray Padgett

Here's the strangest music news to hit the Internet this week:

Gwar vocalist/bassist/intergalactic barbarian Oderus Urungus picks his favorite websites -- and gives midget porn its official spokesmonster! [Urlesque]

Basketball star Ron Artest sings karaoke to Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On." Don't quit your day job, dude. [Sporting News]

And the Award for Best Faux Press goes to... San Diego metal band Cattle Decapitation, who started an internet prank that claimed crazed mass murderers were influenced by their song "A Body Farm" -- and people believed it! [The Gauntlet]

Bret Michaels' hairpiece breaks silence in a new interview: "You wanna see what Bret really looks like without me? I got a photo in my wallet." [The Pantaloon]

When Michael Jackson filmed the "Thriller" music video in 1983, he surely thought, "I hope one day 12,000 Mexicans break a world record with this." [Star Tribune]

R.E.M. / Bjork remixer and producer Matthew Herbert is recording an album made entirely of pig noises. Quick-thinking record stores are already clearing space for the grunt-core section. [FACT]

Welcome to Never-Neverland: Ravers have transformed Steven Spielberg's 1991 Peter Pan adaptation Hook into a bangin' techno jam! [YouTube]

Hugh Hefner shills for Guitar Hero, because nothing appeals to teenage gamers like a creepy old pervert! [YouTube]

Jay-Z recreates his classic album covers in a new ad, proving once again that fame is fleeting, but thug poses are forever. [YouTube]

Kurt Cobain sings Bon Jovi? We'd laugh if we weren't crying so hard. [SPIN]

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