Dallas Cowboys linebackers / Poop / Trey Anastasio (Photo: WFUV)

Here's some of the strangest music news the Internet had to offer this week:

A group of Dallas Cowboys linebackers have scored a record deal for their "heavier than metal" band. Could the next "Super Bowl Shuffle" be headed our way? [Sports Illustrated]

This bunny has "frontman for a generic emo band" written all over him. [BuzzFeed]

Those damn "Phish people," always defecating on other peoples' property. [Craigslist]

Talking indie rock over coffee isn't just for the hipster set. Watch these elderly folks review Wilco and Dirty Projectors. [YouTube]

Uh… who invited Styx to the White House briefing room? [The Huffington Post]

Ever wonder what a Keyboard Cat / Usher duet would sound like? [The Hood Internet]

We kid you not: someone actually paid $164,900 for former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev's love songs. [The Guardian]

Lil Jon: from Crunk Juice to… award-winning chardonnay? [MTV News]