We hate to break it to you, but you'll never be part of a couple as powerful as Beyoncé and Jay Z. But if you want to celebrate Valentine's Day with a bit of that Carter magic, Brooklyn restaurant Brucie has the perfect Beyoncé-themed Valentine's Day menu for you.
Start off your meal with the Blue Ivy, a caviar dish featuring blue potatoes and chiriboga blue cheese, unless your dietary restrictions are more in line with the cauliflower-based 22 Days Vegan. Two good options for a pasta course: the Jay-Ziti served with "carter" cheddar, and the I Am Pasta Fierce with jalapeño pappardelle. For your main dish, there's Reasonable Trout, but really, how can you pass up the Breastiny's Child cut of veal? Chedda will run you $9.
Take a look at the full menu below and make your reservation ASAP.