"We have limitless [musical] options," drummer Nick DeWitt says brightly. "Maybe I'll hold a cello in front of my face and scream into the back of it while everybody claps." WITHOUT THE HELP OF DR. PHIL: The group found a way to defuse their intra-band tension. "We had to make a rule about how much you can drink before you play," Zollo says. Adds guitarist Jay Clark: "It's like I've got four girlfriends now." WHAT MAKES THEM MOPE LIKE MORRISSEY: Constant comparisons to Sleater-Kinney and At the Drive-In ("Totally inaccurate," says bassist Derek Fudesco)--plus the occasional reference to a certain loudmouthed celebutot who checked out the band's live show before launching her own singing venture. "People say I look like Kelly Osbourne," says Zollo. "It's a bummer."
