Avril Lavigne's Crotch, Billy Corgan's New Religion

Web Weirdness

Nick Cave and Avril Lavigne
Nick Cave and Avril Lavigne

Here's some of the strangest music news to hit the Internet this week:

Nick Cave describes Avril Lavigne's, ahem, crotch area in his new book. Hey, Nick, as luck would have it she's newly single! [Scotland On Sunday]

Courtney Love tweets something about how women's "sphincters have cameras," thus reminding us that she's definitely not a doctor. [Village Voice]

This coloring book has you filling in Devendra Banhart's and MGMT's psychedelic playground. LSD not included. [YellowBirdProject]

Smashing Pumpkins fans are devoted, yes, but now they can study at the church of Billy Corgan thanks to the rocker's spiritual new website. [Everything From Here to There]

Help this loony musician raise funds to pay Gary Coleman to appear on his new record. Um, Whatchu talkin' bout? [Point]

Ben Folds and novelist Nick Hornby release a song from their new collaboration called "F**king Redneck." The subject of the tune: Levi Johnston, the Alaskan OcyContin user who knocked up Sarah Palin's teenage daughter. [DailySwarm]

This photo of a flock of birds inspired a symphony! Birds: 1. House cat: Zilch. [Vimeo]

Rap stars get The Simpsons cartoon treatment… and Kanye West steals the microphone from Bart, proclaims Milhouse a superior fictional character. [Format]

Web nerds post an 8-bit cover of Dillinger Escape Plan's "Calculating Infiniti." Nintendo-aficionados-cum-punk-fans rock out. [Metal Injection]