Against Me! Burritos, "Gangsta" Taylor Swift

Here's some of the strangest music news the Internet had to offer this week:

The California state prison system has a strict no-wigs policy, which means music producer and actress-murderer Phil Spector just got a whole lot creepier-looking. [The Smoking Gun]

Against Me! drummer Warren Oakes has left the punk band to pursue spicier passions: burritos! [MTV News]

Country starlet Taylor Swift gets a gangsta makeover from T-Pain. Say wha---? [TMZ]

Michael Jackson wants a multi-ethnic, sign-language-fluent children's choir to back him during his 50-show London stint. Does this seem like a bad idea to anyone else? [Mirror]

A true sign of love: Marilyn Manson shaves a swastika into porn star girlfriend Stoya's pubic hair. [Contactmusic]

Saved by the Bell's Zach Morris and the Roots perform the classic Zach Attack song "Friends Forever." What, no Screech on keyboard? [Videogum]