Chuck Woolery, Please Wear a Dick On Your Head
Chuck Woolery is the original host of Wheel of Fortune and The Love Connection. Now, several decades removed from his high-rollin’ game show glory days, he is a conservative “political activist” who seems to spend most of his time on Twitter, expounding on such topics as the greatness of Donald Trump and his own penetrating studies of Sharia law. (His conclusion: “Enough of this Muslim crap.”) Today, Woolery focused his gimlet eye on the pussy hats that protesters were wearing at the Women’s March a few weeks ago. Here’s what he had to say:
Frankly, Chuck, you’d look quite fetching in a little number like this one. If you really want to walk around with a big floppy dick on your dome, I think everyone would be just fine with that.