Jimmy Fallon invited Rashida Jones to The Tonight Show yesterday to celebrate the year in music and get into the holiday spirit at the same time. Together, the two performed parodies of the year’s biggest pop hits with the lyrics altered to be about Thanksgiving, Chanukah, and Christmas. Eventually, Queen Latifa joins in on the medley, and Eric Nally, who is featured in Macklemore’s “Downtown,” rides in for the grand finale. (“North Pole! / North Pole! / North Pole! / Noooooooorth Pole!”) Watch the performance below, and check out the full list of songs and lyrics underneath, via The Tonight Show’s YouTube page.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lH9Se03t40w%3Flist%3DUU8-Th83bH_thdKZDJCrn88g
“BAD BLOOD”
Cuz now the turkey is all done
The pumpkin pie was awesome
Now it’s time to take naps, cuz
Everybody is mad stuffed“BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY”
Bitch better have my stuffing
Tell you when I’ve had enough
Bitch better have my stuffing
Put it up that turkey’s butt
Stove Top Top Top!“WATCH ME (WHIP/NAE NAE)”
Now watch me whip
Those mashed potatoes
Now watch me whip, whip
Those mashed potatoes
Eat the turkey leg (turk)
Eat the turkey leg (turk turk)
Eat the turkey leg (turk)
Eat the turkey leg (turk turk)“HOTLINE BLING”
You used to break apart the wishbone
Late night when the turkey’s done
Break apart the wishbone
Snappin’ turkey bones is fun
Butterball Hotline bling,
Teach me how to cook this thing
Butterball Hotline bling,
Teach me how to cook this thing“UPTOWN FUNK”
Food’s hot (hot damn)
Got a microwave and a frying pan
Hit the spot (hot damn)
Crackin’ open that Tupperware
Gonna make a turkey sandwich (whoo)
Gonna make a turkey sandwich (whoo)
Gonna make a turkey sandwich (whoo)
(There’s) Leftovers in the ‘fridgerator
(There’s) Leftovers in the ‘fridgerator
(There’s) Leftovers in the ‘fridgerator
Saturday night and I’m really starved
The Grinch is on, so let’s watch!“BILLS”
I got deals, on Black Friday
So I’m gon’ trample you, get out the way
They got sales, on DVDs
And flat-screen HDTVs“CHEERLEADER”
Ooh I think that I’ll decorate my lawn this year
With a bunch of inflatable reindeer“CAN’T FEEL MY FACE”
I can’t celebrate cuz I’m a Jew
I got candles, and menorahs
We’ve got Hanukkah, I guess that’s cool
If you like latkes, and you like dreidels“DOWNTOWN”
I went to the toy store, said, “Screw it.”
Salesman’s like “What’s up, whatcha doin?”
And I’m like “Honestly, I wanna know where these toys come from.”
She said “I know the place for you, follow me.”
North Pole (air is gettin’ chilly)
Reindeer (got the whole crew wit me)
Fireplace (slidin’ down yo chimney)
Sleigh bells (you can hear them ringin’)
North Pole!
North Pole!
North Pole!
Noooooooorth Pole!
He puts his toys onto his sleigh
He comes around on Christmas Day
Santa Claus is on his way
As he flies across the USA!
Ho ho ho-ho, ho ho ho-ho
Ho ho ho-ho, ho ho ho-ho
North Pole!
Sees you when you sleep, boy,
Comes on Christmas Eve, boy
Gifts under the tree, toys
North Pole!
Flying on his sled, girl
Dressed in white and red, girl
Get yourself to bed, girl
North Pole!
