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How Old is Your Dadbod?

Internet trends come and go, but SPIN’s always down to get in on the action, which is why two of today’s most especially ridiculous memes — “Dadbod” and “How-Old.net” — kept us laughing. To test the latter’s waters, we uploaded random Getty images of five musicians into the age-guessing generator to test its accuracy. Here’s what we found:

Keith Richards (Actual Age: 71)

How Old is Your Dadbod?

Lady Gaga (Actual Age: 29 — not bad, dumb age generator!)

How Old is Your Dadbod?

Kurt Cobain (Actual Age at Photo Time: 26)

How Old is Your Dadbod?

Beyoncé (Actual Age: 33)

How Old is Your Dadbod?

And the ultimate ether — Drake (Actual Age: 28…damn)

How Old is Your Dadbod?

After “assessing” the ages of some of SPIN’s favorite artists, we trolled the internet in search of the best dadbods in music. Here’s what we found:

Robin Thicke rocks a nice (possibly pooka shell) necklace along with that dadbod.

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(h/t Just Jared)

Two dadbods, one woman, in the video for Pitbull’s “Don’t Stop the Party.”  

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(h/t CelebrityDNA)

How could we forget Jay Z jumping into a pool?

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(h/t Consequence of Sound)

When Morrissey eventually does go on tour again, chances are you can see his naked torso in the flesh.

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(h/t Britpop News)

Kanye West is a god… with a dadbod.

How Old is Your Dadbod?

(h/t Complex)