BEST: Kendrick Lamar Slays Imagine Dragons

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the longest of all possible times. Gay marriage was validated; Kendrick Lamar was not. Macklemore (and a cruelly, momentarily misled Taylor Swift) got their asses kicked by robots; Ringo Starr sang for five full minutes. Pink dangled from the ceiling; Beyoncé left everyone’s jaws on the floor. And so forth. Look, it’s really late. Here are the highlights and lowlights from music’s biggest — and, just to reiterate, by a significant margin longest — night.