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The Best and Worst Moments From the 2014 Grammys

We're up all night to get disgusted with ourselves

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the longest of all possible times. Gay marriage was validated; Kendrick Lamar was not. Macklemore (and a cruelly, momentarily misled Taylor Swift) got their asses kicked by robots; Ringo Starr sang for five full minutes. Pink dangled from the ceiling; Beyoncé left everyone’s jaws on the floor. And so forth. Look, it’s really late. Here are the highlights and lowlights from music’s biggest — and, just to reiterate, by a significant margin longest — night.