Hannibal Buress, one of our favorite comedians, and Machinedrum, one of our favorite DJs, apparantly did not get along when we invited them to our little party this weekend. While the DJ was roasting out in the sun, spinning rap and R&B at our amazing SPIN at Stubb’s SXSW party, Buress decided to hold a one man Friar’s Club Roast of Machinedrum’s baggy T-shirt. The Twitter war that ensued was ugly, petty, and totally fucking hilarious.
You two are totally welcome to drop by the SPIN office for a beer summit.
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Djing spin magazine sxsw party (at Stubb’s Bar-B-Q – @stubbsaustin w/ 91 others) 4sq.com/1573joQ
— Machinedrum (@Machine_Drum) March 15, 2013
Worst shirt ever? #SXSW #THENEXTBIGTHING twitter.com/hannibalburess…
— Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess) March 15, 2013
This dudes shirt lost a fight with a stronger shirt. twitter.com/hannibalburess…
— Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess) March 15, 2013
This dude’s shirt needs an IV. #sxsw #thenextbigthing twitter.com/hannibalburess…
— Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess) March 15, 2013
This is the real type of comedy I wanna do. Find one shirt in the crowd and attack it irrationally.#thenextbigthing twitter.com/hannibalburess…
— Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess) March 16, 2013
The owner of the shirt speaks. “@machine_drum: @hannibalburess eat a dick and die u talentless prick. Let’s meet”
— Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess) March 16, 2013
Ok man. But what about this? “@machine_drum:eat a dick and die u talentless prick. Let’s meet” twitter.com/hannibalburess…
— Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess) March 16, 2013
Last one.This dudes shirt has osteoporosis. #sxsw #thenextbigthing twitter.com/hannibalburess…
— Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess) March 16, 2013
Fuck time to delete twitter again. I get no rest
— Machinedrum (@Machine_Drum) March 16, 2013
Goodbye twitter, goodbye sxsw. Fed up with this shit. On to different and more meaningful things
— Machinedrum (@Machine_Drum) March 16, 2013
Naw son. Delete that shirt.#thenextbigthing“@machine_drum: Fuck time to delete twitter again. I get no rest” twitter.com/hannibalburess…
— Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess) March 16, 2013
.@hannibalburess That’s fucked up yo…
— Machine_Drum’s_Shirt (@Machine_Shirt) March 16, 2013
Beware the ides of fucking march
— Machinedrum (@Machine_Drum) March 16, 2013
got a few things to say before i stop using this ting for personal shite
— Machinedrum (@Machine_Drum) March 17, 2013
secondly to everyone over the past years who poke fun, diss or straight out say really hurtful things to me, try saying that shit to my face
— Machinedrum (@Machine_Drum) March 17, 2013
and lastly, it’s going to be tough but i’m just going to use this twitter thing for promo and other info stuff. (for real this time!)
— Machinedrum (@Machine_Drum) March 17, 2013
and for real, if you got some bad shit to say to me about my music, shirt, looks or anything else u think is wrong with me SAY IT TO MY FACE
— Machinedrum (@Machine_Drum) March 17, 2013
Hey u know @hannibalburess is actually a great comedian but his twitters kinda boring. I relate
— Machinedrum (@Machine_Drum) March 18, 2013
Haha you ain’t no boxer tho…. “@machine_drum: mashable.com/2013/03/11/box… i’m lookin at you @machine_shirt”
— Rashaun(@RA5HAUN) March 17, 2013
@ra5haun @machine_shirt test me and my friends. i don’t need to be a boxer to ruin your life
— Machinedrum (@Machine_Drum) March 17, 2013
@hannibalburess I realize that I should have just come up with a better comeback like u buy ur clothes at the mall but instead I said u suck
— Machinedrum (@Machine_Drum) March 18, 2013
@realmaxsteele @hannibalburess I still have it I met plenty of bitches that respect it its all good. I just don’t photograph well
— Machinedrum (@Machine_Drum) March 18, 2013
Yes. “@machine_drum:I’m not a comedian but I so wanna be. Do I need to make judgement of strangers to be the next big thing?”
— Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess) March 18, 2013