Here’s some of the weirdest news to hit the web this week:
The Flaming Lips are really taking the Embryonic thing to a whole new level with this trembling fetus Christmas ornament. Potentially aborted — but festive! [Flaming Lips]
Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan dating!?! Well, that certainly explain the the Smashing Pumpkins’ new song! [People]
Lil Wayne’s daughter Reginae Carter has teamed with T.I.’s baby girl Zonnique for a rap duo called the OMG Girlz. Watch out: they’re already strapping. [MySpace]
The cover of Metallica‘s Death Magnetic sort of looks like a big, hairy vagina — and Lars Ulrich agrees. [Metal Sucks]
50 Cent wants to take 48-year-old chart topper Susan Boyle clubbing. It’s official: The rapper will do anything to keep his name in the headlines. [NME]
Lady Gaga is now a comic book super heroine — and she’s seeking a side-kick! Kanye’s resume was thrown out. [Undercover]
What do Fleet Foxes, 2Pac, Muse and the Catholic Church have in common? They all oddly appear on the Vatican’s MySpace page… Amen to that. [MySpace]
