Here are some of the weirdest web stories of the week:
If you love nudity, check out the new video for Detroit’s Electric Six. Even if MTV aired videos, they wouldn’t air this one. [Vimeo]
Jay-Z gets the blessing of New York Governor David Patterson. Is that a good thing? [MTV]
Andrew W.K. finds Jesus — and it fills him with sexual feeling. Even Marvin Gaye is ashamed. [PunkNews]
Metallica get a custom-made pinball machine. And the year is…. 1986??? [RoadRunner]
R. Kelly [kinda] admits he can’t read. That’s just sad. And courageous. [Prefix]
Mark Hoppus starts his new career as a hairdresser. Pete Wentz forgets to tip.[Fab Life]
See Stefani Germanotta — a.k.a. Lady Gaga — as a snarly brunette in this 2005 pre-fame, reality TV clip. Not so gaga. [NME]