Here’s some of the strangest music news to hit the Internet this week:
Katy Perry claims Lady GaGa wears a strap-on. And she knows… how? [Daily Mirror]
Before his death, Michael Jackson was plotting to create a giant robot of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert — with lasers! [MTV]
A bikini-clad Britney Spears tells Letterman 10 reasons why she should be President…. Sarah Paiin as her Secretary of Crazy? [CBS]
Jason Mraz demonstrates his ninja skills in a new episode of his online series. Forget hiya, Mraz has another approach: Skibiddy, bop, whaaaahh. [YouTube]
According to a British poll, Freddie Mercury had the best mustache ever. Hipsters worldwide shudder in shame. [Telegraph]
French artist “Invader” has arranged thousands of Rubik’s cubes to recreate classic album covers. We always suspected Jim Morrison was a square [Creative Review]
New Jersey police mistake a lost and wandering Bob Dylan for a vagrant. No worries — he’s already at work on a protest song about the incident. [Associated Press]
A teaser for Weird Al‘s new video was going really well … until a whale ate him. [Current]