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Dallas Cowboys’ Metal Band, Phish Fans’ Pooping

Plus: Styx visit the White House, Usher meets the Keyboard Cat, and other Web weirdness of the week!

Here’s some of the strangest music news the Internet had to offer this week:

A group of Dallas Cowboys linebackers have scored a record deal for their “heavier than metal” band. Could the next “Super Bowl Shuffle” be headed our way? [Sports Illustrated]

This bunny has “frontman for a generic emo band” written all over him. [BuzzFeed]

Those damn “Phish people,” always defecating on other peoples’ property. [Craigslist]

Talking indie rock over coffee isn’t just for the hipster set. Watch these elderly folks review Wilco and Dirty Projectors. [YouTube]Uh… who invited Styx to the White House briefing room? [The Huffington Post]

Ever wonder what a Keyboard Cat / Usher duet would sound like? [The Hood Internet]

We kid you not: someone actually paid $164,900 for former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev’s love songs. [The Guardian]

Lil Jon: from Crunk Juice to… award-winning chardonnay? [MTV News]

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