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Eminem Gets Punished, Aguilera Goes Burlesque

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Channeling his bloody music video for “3 A.M.,” Eminem guest stars in a new Punisher comic book, rightly titled “Kill You.” [Comics Alliance]

Turns out Christina Aguilera is still “Dirrty.” She’s preparing for an upcoming role in a burlesque musical. [New York Daily News]

Shopping for the perfect gift for American Idol judge Simon Cowell’s birthday? We have just the thing: an Adam Lambert shower curtain! [Ebay]

Best Week Ever lists 20 songs with “rock” in the title that do NOT rock, nailing it with Falco’s “Rock Me Amadeus.” [VH1’s Best Week Ever]

This model for a Guitar Hero-style DJ video game is begging for a Sam Ronson/DJ AM Playstation throwdown. [Gizmodo]